Michigan Ear penetrator

The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out

Jenna's ear hole got resized by the Michigan ear penetrator

by Mynameisyoy October 14, 2016

michigan chairlift

Getting a hand Job underneath all of your snow gear on the chairlift at night so the parallel chairlifts "can't" see you.

Maddison gave brad a Michigan chairlift after they did a few too many shotskis! *see shotskis*

by Shitnkunttools May 19, 2017

Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.

"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."

by G_freezy September 8, 2018

The Michigan Piñata

When a woman kneels down and blows bubbles and a man is standing naked in front of her blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back trying to pop the bubbles with his penis.

Becky got poked in the eye by Jims penis playing The Michigan Piñata!

by Guantanamo Bae May 8, 2023

clio michigan

A state small in Michigan that is close to Saginaw and Flint

Hey are we going down to Clio Michigan

by @Claire_folcik This my tictok October 29, 2020

Michigan Slammer

What's going to happen to Samuel if he doesn't get back from his trip in time

"No extended stays or else you'll be getting the Michigan Slammer"
-cobie_

"Michigan Slammer? More like depression."
-Samuel

by cobie_ June 10, 2021

Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025