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Lawn Mower Method

A sexual act that consists of a sexual partner plucking off one's pubes with teeth simulating the action of a lawn mower sounds may be included to give off the illusion of a lawn mower mowing a lawn. The lawn mower being whoever must go in a straight path like a lawn mower making sure not to miss a strain of grass. The lawn mower method may be considered an act of CBT(Cock and ball torture)
Hey babe wanna try the lawn mower method? I haven't shaved my bush in a while.
Hey dude have you ever done the lawn mower method before?
I would love to do the lawn mower method with you man.
Whenever we need to shave my boyfriend and I use the lawn mower method on each other .
by Iikekindkids October 20, 2025
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the goon method

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
Gooning is an effective way of conserving time, energy, and mind. You will study less, absorb more, and have more time for self-betterment. I present to you the goon method.

person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
by GoonMethod April 19, 2018
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Skydiver's Method

A person using the Skydiver's Method is someone who is nervous about doing something but just decides to goes for it.
Kind of like someone who is going skydiving who is nervous but forces him/herself to jump anyway.
I didn't know whether or not I should ask the girl out, but I just used the Skydiver's Method and went for it.
by Sometimesiponderthewalrus February 25, 2011
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The Baz Method

Graciously sneaking answers off of your phone during an examination displaying enough poise and grandeur to make the individuals in your vicinity orgasm instantaneously.
Omg! He just used The Baz Method!
Clean up on aisle My Pants!
by BigBootyBaz July 3, 2024
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The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.
I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.
by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025
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beef donut method

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis
"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."
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Jyro Method

When your hb has feelings for your hoe while yall together.
“Bro had feelings for my girl whole time i was with her and ain’t say nun. That’s that Jyro Method”
by Jajajajdpa February 20, 2025
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