The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
by sativu March 5, 2025
Get the The peanut butter methodmug. Spelling the word "Sigis" during cunnilingus. Then spell it backwards, "sigiS", and repeat until climax.
by ChrisEubank August 1, 2025
Get the The Sigis Methodmug. 10k Method
A scam broke boys believe in.
"Zack told me about this method, you think I should try it?"
"Bro your ever seen Zack with 10k?"
"No"
"You know what go ahead bro lol"
"You tryna do it with me?"
"Bro just stop, smh you finna go broke one day".
A scam broke boys believe in.
"Zack told me about this method, you think I should try it?"
"Bro your ever seen Zack with 10k?"
"No"
"You know what go ahead bro lol"
"You tryna do it with me?"
"Bro just stop, smh you finna go broke one day".
by Zack The Finesse Kid June 28, 2021
Get the 10k Methodmug. When a person is either ill, hurt, upset etc, replying with any or all of the following is considered "The McClair Method"
-Take a really hot shower or a really cold one.
-Go get yourself a hot beverage.
-Get out of the house and go for a walk.
-I'll get you a hot blankie and a movie.
These statements are said mainly for helping the other person to feel in tip top condition.
-Take a really hot shower or a really cold one.
-Go get yourself a hot beverage.
-Get out of the house and go for a walk.
-I'll get you a hot blankie and a movie.
These statements are said mainly for helping the other person to feel in tip top condition.
Bob: my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I had a micro-penis.
Molly: you should have a nice hot beverage.
Bob: I shall do that, thank you.
This is an example of The McClair method.
Molly: you should have a nice hot beverage.
Bob: I shall do that, thank you.
This is an example of The McClair method.
by Angry dragon May 22, 2016
Get the The McClair Methodmug. African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How’d you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method. Sock turret and nonsense chant, obviously.”
“Woke up like this ✨ African Zimbabwean Method (sock turret level: legendary) #wavetutorial”
“SECRET: The Zimbabwean Method (3-min sock turret + chant) — results = wild 🌊😂”
“Teach me the Zimbabwean Method? I’ll bring the socks and the feather.”
“Woke up like this ✨ African Zimbabwean Method (sock turret level: legendary) #wavetutorial”
“SECRET: The Zimbabwean Method (3-min sock turret + chant) — results = wild 🌊😂”
“Teach me the Zimbabwean Method? I’ll bring the socks and the feather.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
Get the African Zimbabwean Methodmug. by anonymous February 11, 2022
Get the Jackoff Methodmug. To insert penis into vagina upon ejaculation (from masturbation or fellacio). Usually done for physical satisfaction from the sensation or to enhance chances of pregnancy.
My wife’s vagina is sore and not trying to have sex, so I used the pull-in method since we are trying to have kids!
by anonymous November 15, 2023
Get the Pull-in methodmug.