Guy manicure

A guy's manicure. Involves cleaning out fingernails out using a switchblade or pocketknife. Not for most women. Women who can do a guy manicure usually score higher with men on a coolness-factor. All guy manicures are self-performed. Never, ever, ask for a guy manicure from someone else.

-FB chat-
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.

by Scizor May 16, 2012

amarillo manicure

An Amarillo manicure is when one gets a little too greedy with their wipe and ends up with shit on their hands.

Alternatively it is when one gets too greedy and ends up in a bad situation.

1. Literally getting greedy with a wipe after a dump and getting shit on your hand.

2. Hey did you hear about Alex ? He impregnated some bimbo he met a week ago and now is getting engaged to her.

Wow he just gave himself an Amarillo manicure.

by Virtual queens fatass July 5, 2014

lesbian manicure

A set of long, usually acrylic nails with the exception of two short, plain nails (often the middle and pointed fingers) used for sex between two women

“I knew that girl I met last night was into girls as soon as I saw her lesbian manicure”

by hillsideboyswag October 9, 2019

magic boom dust

1. Hot Chocolate Powder. It flames up when you throw it in your campfire.

I threw my magic boom dust into the fire, pretending to be a Native American Shaman

by dvdwinter9 August 6, 2007

Magic Merlin

A heroic act or miracle that's usually unexplainable or thought impossible. It always saves the day and leaves people stupefied at the level of awesome you have achieved.

Guy: "Sorry, honey. The parties off."
Lady: "But you said you would throw me a baby shower!"
Guy: "Sorry, it just didn't work out"
Guy's friend: "Dude, don't worry, it's on. I pulled a magic merlin."
Guy: "Thank god!"

by memnon0288 June 3, 2009

magical dancing eye

this is a mythical condition affecting only those with the ability to bull-shit. This is sometimes brought on by a severe portion of bull-shit brew. It means when ones eye simply cannot keep still, it continues to move around as if by magic, hence the name. This also aids the keeper of the magic dancing eye to hypnotise and lure mmmmmen back to shag-pads for lattes. These dancing eye goddesses are also sometimes referred to ladies in the street but freaks in the bed.

Mmmmman 1: Hey, is she looking at you or me?
Mmmmman 2: Neither, i think you'll find that's a magical dancing eye goddess... i must be with her now!

by Beefcheese-Buggeroff April 10, 2009

magic finger disease

A "disease" that a male has, where he is very talented with his fingers on a girls body.( Especially in the area down below) 2. One who can turn a girl on very easily.

The boy I was with last night must have had the magic finger disease! He really turned me on with those magical fingers!

by thrustinjustin October 13, 2010