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Mountain Man 

A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.
I dated a mountain man, they really suck.
Mountain Man by kodak2021 August 20, 2021

Mountain collide 

When someone you know turns out to be gay and tells you he is really into assbumping. This refers to the colliding of 2 mountains. Als refers to the movie Brokeback Mountain.
Ho-lee-fuck, did you hear Bert pulling a mountain collide yesterday?
Mountain collide by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021

Mountain View Middle School 

Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.
John: Brian...... I have to go to Mountain View Middle School
Brian: My condolences

Mountain Biking 

The earth is flat just like mountain biking
Mountain Biking by :((((( November 22, 2021

Mountain dew 

Shabnam is the most perfect girl , if you love her keep her forever....she will usually find her true love on the 3rd or 4th try and his name is most likely to start with A, this guy whoever finds her is extremely lucky and will give his life for shabnam
Shabnam is the most prettiest girl in the world and her eyes are as beautiful as the moon and as calm and cool as the mountain dews.
Mountain dew by Definerforever November 23, 2021

Mountain mush 

A sudden state of mental confusion or forgetfulness experienced by a retired individual after living in the countryside mountains for an extended period of time.
Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
Mountain mush by JonGold November 24, 2021