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7 minute rule

The minimum amount of time to wait before replying to a text message from a love interest without seeming desperate and needy.
Bob 16:25 Hey it's bob, got your number last night in that dive bar. How's ur day goin?
Candy 16:32 Oh hey bob, my day's going well thanks, nothing hectic just relaxing.
Bob 16:39 Lets bangbangbangbangbang
Candy 16:43 Sounds great!
*7 minute rule alarm bells in Bob's brain*
Bob 17:30 Actually I'm busy that day
Candy 17:31 What day?? What? But I LOVE YOU, YOU WILL FATHER MY CHILDREN
Bob 17:31 *deletes number*
by Honkyassmofo October 13, 2011
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minute switch

an awesome punk band from southern ontario, that have released 3 cds, members are Bernie Martin, Joe Bauman, and Scott Martin, have recently broken up.
by minuteswitch fan May 17, 2006
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gangsta minute

A minute in Gangsta time is equal to 7 minutes and 45 seconds to people running off of Greenwich basic time.
Attention, you got exactly one standard Gangsta Minute to move yo' ass out of this building!
by Master McHam October 10, 2007
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2 minute noodle buddy

A '2 Minute noodle buddy' is a friend that is only your friend for 2 minutes, when they change their mind and find new friends, and then they come back around. It usually happens when they find a bf/gf, and they come back around when the relationship is over.
Person one: So, hows Kate?
Person two: I dunno, she's a 2 minute noodle buddy.
by pseudonym2422 September 24, 2011
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Every Minute

Every 60 seconds
Every 30 seconds twice
Every 10 Seconds 6 Times
hey, am a retard, what is every minute?
by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 16, 2017
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ill minute

Yo! I haven't seen her in an ill minute!
by Captain Cynic September 26, 2003
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Minutres

It took her minutres to pull her pants up over her thighs.
by Mary Joo Ana October 18, 2009
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