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Matthew

Arrogant assholes who only think about themselves. They will play with your heart like your a piece of trash.
Girl 1- Ooo who's that guy.
Girl 2- Thats a Matthew dont do it.
Girl 1- ugh hes a Matthew.
by Kaylee06 October 25, 2019
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Someone named Matthew is an extremely dumb person. They will break your heart and then start dating someone else in a matter of seconds. NEVER EVER DATE SOMEONE NAMED MATTHEW UNLESS ITS NOT THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT BUT ID JUST STAY AWAY FROM THEM EITHER WAY.
Person 1: Matthew is such a dick.

Person 2: I know. He’s a player
by user372947291 October 25, 2019
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Matthew is a very funny and genuine guy. He never fails to make people laugh and his smile can make anyone’s day. He is very talented in many areas and is always up for a challenge he is very loyal and a friend for life. If you have a matthew in your life, consider yourself lucky
wow, I meet matthew today! he’s so nice and genuine!
by RealdefinitionsOFC October 13, 2018
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a little jew that doesnt have a dad, he had multiple dads

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"man thats nigger is a matthew"
by Kai breadly April 14, 2019
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a kid that doesn’t understand how to be in a social relationship with a girl and cannot begin to comprehend the aftermath of being broken up with her, and tries relentlessly to try to stay in her life and to get back with said girl. he shall also make the life of the girl very difficult at times. if he is to be reckoned with, you best start to dissociate yourself from. be caution with a man named matthew, they’re dangerous in social outings. they cause problems
girl : “oh damn it, he’s talking abou tme again, he gives me a headache.”

friend : “is it matthew?”

girl : “i hate that you know that
by whitiesgottapay January 4, 2019
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You’re being such a Matthew John!” Sheila yelled at him.
by Person with face features October 13, 2018
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Biggest faggot, Anyone with this name is 100% a little pussy ass bitch that was summoned by satan out of his moms ass that likes dick in his ass every since his father fucked him with a 2x4 board in his ass.
the kid that talks to his poket dick is so weird. “Thats just Matthew”
by BurnerBae March 2, 2019
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