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Matthew

Someone named Matthew is an extremely dumb person. They will break your heart and then start dating someone else in a matter of seconds. NEVER EVER DATE SOMEONE NAMED MATTHEW UNLESS ITS NOT THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT BUT ID JUST STAY AWAY FROM THEM EITHER WAY.

Person 1: Matthew is such a dick.

Person 2: I know. He’s a player

by user372947291 October 25, 2019