help i accidentally summoned a lemon

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help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

Lemon

Term originating in London, referring to high-grade skunk (hydroponically-cultivated marijuana). Describes hydro that is 'above average' in terms of potency/quality. Widely used term in UK Grime music.

'This shit is the lemon!'

or...

'My man's got the lemon!'.

by Cunny Linguist July 7, 2008

disco lemon

Someone who dresses in yellow suits. Seen in the movie Soul Plane.

"Just cause you blind don't mean I won't whoop yo ass, lookin' like a disco lemon... son of a bitch."

by Sir Ming Shai Lan Fau April 6, 2007

lemon party

1)a sexual activity involving three or more men that are over the age of 69
2)each participant must have a flacid penis, like other men of thier kind, and to qualify for this event you must be able to accomplish the sabitini
3)DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE LEMON PARTY DEFINITION OF DAVID SLOANE.

1) Wow, that was the greatest lemon party i have ever took part in!
2) Do you want to go to the lemon party tommorow night?
Answer: Fo Shizzle!!

by Stephen R February 3, 2005

Lemon Squeeze

Fluid response to act of squeezing the "lemon"

After placing his penis in his partners mouth Pedro was greeted with an unusually hard grab to his testicles (the lemon squeeze). Pedros natural response was to release his tangy tart urine (fluid) to his partner by the mouthful.

by twistedmind June 27, 2012

Lemon Test

When you squeeze a lemon down a chicks back and let the juices run down to her ass crack to her vagina to see if she screams to check for STD's.

Jessie Shawn De Leon brought a crack whore home from Sherlocks to smash papas with in San Antonio Tx but before he got down to business he gave her the lemon test, the bitch screamed like a banshee and he said "BITCH!!! Get the fuck out!!!! And so she did.

by ROOSTER ROOSTER COCK November 22, 2010

Lemon

Just a word for Marijuana or a type of it.

"I'm choonged coz I've been bunning too much lemon"

by Rezadamus May 6, 2005