A beslobbering cockard strumpet.
What once was a whole wall will now become hollow in the presence of this woman. Hang a large sprinkled chocolate cookie in your windowsill to summon her. Leave a dollar under your pillow and she’ll bring you tooth that’s passed through her. Be weary for if you approach her alone, you’ll be greeted with a moist phrase or two. If you’re stuck on a conversation starter, ask her about Ken, she’ll ramble on for days. If you dare to challenge her, you’ll end up in a wooden onesie. Can be observed splooting during the summer months in her backyard.
What once was a whole wall will now become hollow in the presence of this woman. Hang a large sprinkled chocolate cookie in your windowsill to summon her. Leave a dollar under your pillow and she’ll bring you tooth that’s passed through her. Be weary for if you approach her alone, you’ll be greeted with a moist phrase or two. If you’re stuck on a conversation starter, ask her about Ken, she’ll ramble on for days. If you dare to challenge her, you’ll end up in a wooden onesie. Can be observed splooting during the summer months in her backyard.
by Meepboop September 22, 2022
Get the Leah Hainesmug. by Stinkybum17 April 26, 2019
Get the Leahmug. A sexy woman, normally smart and has big breasts, normally eats you right up but in school, she'll ace every test.
She can wear any clothes and still look perfect, she is kind and very friendly, she can smile at anyone and that person will feel like they're in heaven.
She can wear any clothes and still look perfect, she is kind and very friendly, she can smile at anyone and that person will feel like they're in heaven.
Friend: I don't like this shirt
Leah: I can have it
Friend: Ok
*Leah puts it on and looks like a goddess taking off her clothes*
Literally everyone: Wow
Leah: I can have it
Friend: Ok
*Leah puts it on and looks like a goddess taking off her clothes*
Literally everyone: Wow
by Leahrichu May 21, 2020
Get the Leahmug. Leah is the smartest most amazing beautiful person you could know. People called Leah have a way of lightening the mood when someone is upset. Leah is beautiful but is insecure about a lot of things but she is definitely the craziest person anyone has ever known
by 1m1nsp1rat1onal April 16, 2020
Get the Leahmug. Leah cares about her friends a lot, and doesn’t like to see them upset. She always tries to make them feel better and solve their problems. Although she doesn’t like conflict, she isn’t one to let people walk all over her, and you should be scared if you are mean to someone she cares about. Rude comments seem to bounce off her, but she does have low self esteem. She is quite introverted and sometimes retreats into a ‘hermit mode’, because oftentimes it is more engaging than the social world to her. She has a lot of trouble making lasting friends, even though people who meet her generally like her due to her caring and kind nature. She can seem stuck up or like a know it when she feels threatened, because she doesn’t take her walls down for just anyone. Even her closest friends don’t really know what goes on inside her mind. She always supports others and is very understanding of their feelings, but doesn’t feel comfortable about sharing her own, and sometimes this makes her feel isolated. If you know a Leah, you should make an effort, because once she gets to know and like you she will begin to let her hair down and have fun. Leah is one of the greatest friends you could ever have if you get to know her.
by Tropicalfruit July 28, 2020
Get the Leahmug. person 1: LAY-LEAH
by bobthebuilderfucksisaac October 10, 2021
Get the lay-leahmug. Leah Ruth is an amazingly sexy black women, who is up for anything! Even anal, but be careful as she may make constant muffpuffs during this time, and this may even lead to a muffshart! Be warned she is dangerous.
by Leah Ruth September 5, 2017
Get the leah ruthmug.