Lasterday

Lasterday is any day prior to yesterday.

We went to the movies lasterday.

by Mr.0rang3 December 24, 2021

laser twisty

PeArL jAm.. need I say more?

Person 1: LaSeR tWiStY
Person 2: pEaRl JaM

by Bridar November 10, 2008

Later Rita

When someone has waay too much to drink and makes a complete ass of themselves, to the point when you no longer want anything to do with the situation and let them stumble through their own ridiculousness. Also a way to describe or justify shenanigans from the night before.

Often used as a way to say "goodbye" after a drink, implying that you will not remember or be held responsible for anything that occurs after said drink.

A: Did you see that drunk girl dancin on the box in her bra?
B: Yeah, wow. Later Rita.

A: You were such a mess last night you passed out on the kitchen floor wearing a sombrero.
B: Haha yeah I was Later Rita. Where did I even get that hat?

by RicoSuave1701 March 21, 2008

Laser Throat

A painful throat condition similar to that of having lasers shot at your throat.

Connie can't come out because she has laser throat.

by stutterisland May 9, 2010

lantern head

A person who isn't very bright. Itelligence is as dim as an old fashioned lantern

thAt boy fred is such a lantern head he keeps trying to unscrew that bolt with a hammer.

by bubba1970 December 22, 2010

Lateral Strike

a soft blow to the side of the head. A lateral strike has a very specific technique. One must flattened the hand & palm, and start with arm raised above the head. Strike downwards swiftly and in a circular motion towards target. Reduce all force prior to impact with target.

E.g. Everyone once in a while, people will give Chingy a lateral strike, to put him back in his place.

by icrywhenangelsdeservetoDIE!!!! October 24, 2011

Laterhand

Adj. The time that follows after beforehand

Man 1: "Baby I think we should call in reservations for dinner beforehand."

Woman 1: "Yes, and then laterhand we can watch a movie."

by RyanYo71203 June 8, 2012