Laptop from Hell

This term refers to the 2020 election scandal in which the Democratic Party nominees (Joe Biden) son left his personal laptop at a repair shop and forgot about it and it then proceeded to wind up in local officials hands because it was left. A year later, former NYC mayor and personal lawyer for president Donald Trump; Rudy Giuliani, acquired a copy of the laptops hard drive through the fbi and published redacted contents of it which included various scandals. All of which are currently under investigation. Despite many media outlets claiming the laptop itself to be Russian disinformation, the fbi themselves found no evidence of such. This event has lead to much fallout in the campaign and raised many questions.

“Woah dude, did you hear about the laptop from hell”
“No what happened ?”

by SagaFraga October 20, 2020

Laprosy

The disease your laptop gets when it gets old and starts losing it's keys and other bits.

"My I key just fell off my laptop, it must have contracted Laprosy"

by barrintus May 5, 2009

cleveland lapdance

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

by osibisa October 20, 2007

Lapslap

A prank where you quickly close someone's laptop when they're not expecting it or in the middle of working with it. Ideally the laptop is set to hibernate or shut down when the lid is closed so they have to then reboot their computer.

Best practice is to shout 'Awww, lapslap!' when lapslapping someone.

"Fuck, I just got lapslapped and my computer takes ages to restart... and I didn't save my essay."

by David Letterman 1234 March 11, 2009

lapdog

a suck up, ass kisser, brown noser

The boss likes Joe but he's such a lapdog.

by nafloot August 13, 2005

Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

by SkinsFans October 21, 2009

Porn Laptop

An older laptop that is now exclusively used for surfing porn. All the internet favorites are porn sites and it's typically loaded with spyware and viruses.

Dude, can I use your laptop; I need to buy some shit on Amazon.

Sure man, just know that it's my porn laptop and your credit card info will be public information. And don't mess with my favorites!

by twinsfan7 November 19, 2009