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Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.
“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.
by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024
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Butter knife bitch

Someone who makes it out of the hood in pursuit of culinary aspirations. Usually an individual not respected by the people they moved on from.
"Nah, he just a butter knife bitch, man. Fuck Em'."
by Bobby Womax January 6, 2023
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Biting the Knife

"Biting the Knife" is a phase used in place of explaining how you're going to do something risky for no particular reason.
"I'm done contemplating, I'm biting the knife on this one."
"I had to bite the knife and fuck the crackhead even though she prolly have stds."
by leavingamark January 7, 2023
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Shonen Knife

A Japanese punk lady trio, hailing from Osaka, Japan. They formed in 1981 and they play power-pop-punk rock music inspired by the Ramones, Beach Boys, 60s 'girl groups' (singing trios) and Japanese pop. Unlike most punk bands they generally write about more 'positive' topics, esp. food, good times and occasionally sci-fi. They don't push a sexual image but they do have a 'cutesy-wutsey' kawaii image, and they often draw in the cosplay crowd but make no mistake - those women are punk rockers, and they can kick out the jams - HARD. Some critics label this band under the category of 'cuddlecore'.
1. I've seen and met Shonen Knife five times. They always put on an exciting electrifying set. They're very fan friendly, after a show they'll talk with you, pose for selfies, sign anything.

2. Their audience is expanding beyond generations. The last 2 times I saw them they were playing full houses to audiences that had adults in their 40s and 50s.
3. Play a Shonen Knife CD in your car and it'll take you outta your doldrums in no time.
4. Shonen Knife is simply a FUN band to hear and see. What's wrong with just plain fun? When they come to your town to play, check them out.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 15, 2022
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Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.
Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024
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Nicky knifed

When you’re Norwegian friend (or brother) takes out a knife to win a fight because he’s utterly unconfident winning a fist fight with his boy
“Yo I heard you got Nicky knifed last night

Yeah bro my boy got tight over nothing and tried to Nicky knife me”
by Bobby Knutz December 26, 2023
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Magazine fed knife

Something every Gen z carried at work.

Extendable knife with disposable blades

Most common weapon under 35 aside from the pellet gun
I used my magazine fed knife last night. I swear I went threw 15 mags I opened 10,000 boxes.
by Cody5050 November 13, 2020
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