The stupidest whore that’s ever step foot on planet Earth. Future cat lady who just wants to watch her husband burn the donut with his man whore. Loves to shit on everyone she meets and loves to slob on some knob after hitting up Sputie’s at high noon.
Guy: did you see that girl, Kayla?
Other guy: yeah I think she has a dick
First guy: idk about that but she definitely has cats
Other guy: yeah I think she has a dick
First guy: idk about that but she definitely has cats
by stripcroquetgang October 30, 2018
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Person 2: yeah, she has a huge cock. She fucked me last night
Person 1: wHaT
Person 2: yeah, she has a huge cock. She fucked me last night
Person 1: wHaT
by ThanosCocK March 4, 2019
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by xdemoskz April 28, 2020
Get the Kayla mug.the term, ‘kala,’ means bread in german. if you are familiar with european dialect, you might recognize the funny word, ‘mazoo,’ which means nighttime chair.
long story short, it’s someone who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
long story short, it’s someone who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
anon: have you seen that kalamazoo down the road? he’s there every night.
anon: yeah. he sure racks up the money. maybe he could a professional kalamazoo like we see in hollywood.
anon: yeah. he sure racks up the money. maybe he could a professional kalamazoo like we see in hollywood.
by Chezbegurs January 5, 2021
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Get the kayla radford mug.A town where nothing occurs. I think our mascot is the... I dont really know, and nobody really cares. But we have the KWings, I guess thats pretty cool. Not really. Kalamazoo is shitty, and horrible, the best thing we have here is maybe our library, it is pretty nice looking.
I just visited this town and i bought a shirt that said " Yes, there really is a Kalamazoo" - exept, people who really do here, buy these shirts...and wear them. NO shit there really is a kalamazoo, you live here dumbf**k
by noflyway99 February 26, 2005
Get the kalamazoo mug.Kaylasaurus rex: The cute dinosaur (genius name)
species type: amphibian, mammal
stood approximately 5 foot 5
brain mass to weight ratio : 1/40 same as a mouses'
DNA code Deoxyribonucleic acid double helix
same as a chimps
a friendly/cute dinosaur
claims to be a vegetarian. in all actuality is an omnivore :D
(meat & inominant objects; such as fruits, vegetables loves rice)
has braces, blue eyes
piercings few, purpose for piercing, scientist say, is to attract a potential mate
her most attractive piercing is the belly button piercing, this attracts many males.
she lives in packs, would rather be an individual, tho it seems she does not like her mother at times.
quite unique, because, this species'/dinosaur hair used to be blonde, and now has darker hair. and wears glasses
not the brightest of its kind,
but her IQ is 140
first existed since april 10th year 199? - unknown
lives in the 21st century to present
loves music and her friends and occassional cuddling with her current boyfriend. if shes in the mood, she will occassionally kiss him. its actually a rare site.
he's lucky.
and when out in the sun for long periods of time, the kaylasarus rex's skin turns from a pale white to an apple red. then eventually shedding obtaining a new layer of skin. the burn soon turns into a tan
making the kaylasaurus very very attractive ; )
all the guys get these
8============> <-- they get that :p
oddly colored skin is one of her more redeeming traits.
patches of pale, red skin. is quite often during the summer months.
all and all they are going extinct
for there is only 1 kaylasaurus- Rex left in the world
and i couldn't be any luckier to have her all to myself
i love kayla rexine!
species type: amphibian, mammal
stood approximately 5 foot 5
brain mass to weight ratio : 1/40 same as a mouses'
DNA code Deoxyribonucleic acid double helix
same as a chimps
a friendly/cute dinosaur
claims to be a vegetarian. in all actuality is an omnivore :D
(meat & inominant objects; such as fruits, vegetables loves rice)
has braces, blue eyes
piercings few, purpose for piercing, scientist say, is to attract a potential mate
her most attractive piercing is the belly button piercing, this attracts many males.
she lives in packs, would rather be an individual, tho it seems she does not like her mother at times.
quite unique, because, this species'/dinosaur hair used to be blonde, and now has darker hair. and wears glasses
not the brightest of its kind,
but her IQ is 140
first existed since april 10th year 199? - unknown
lives in the 21st century to present
loves music and her friends and occassional cuddling with her current boyfriend. if shes in the mood, she will occassionally kiss him. its actually a rare site.
he's lucky.
and when out in the sun for long periods of time, the kaylasarus rex's skin turns from a pale white to an apple red. then eventually shedding obtaining a new layer of skin. the burn soon turns into a tan
making the kaylasaurus very very attractive ; )
all the guys get these
8============> <-- they get that :p
oddly colored skin is one of her more redeeming traits.
patches of pale, red skin. is quite often during the summer months.
all and all they are going extinct
for there is only 1 kaylasaurus- Rex left in the world
and i couldn't be any luckier to have her all to myself
i love kayla rexine!
by kevinmichaelmills! August 21, 2009
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