justice

Justice is the quality of having a reason for treating someone the way you do.

Boy: I am justice
Mom: Oh yea? What is the reason?
Boy: meow.
Mom: HmMMmMMmM interesting.
Boy: I know right.
Mom: *takes out slippers from thin air*

Boy: You can't catch me muhavahahhaha!
Mom: Search: *teleports behind you* video on youtube (cant put links)
Boy: NuNi?!

by flyvt September 12, 2020

Justice

Me, I am Justice.

I am justice incarnate.

by JusticeIncarnate September 26, 2020

Justice

He is a hot, cute, and very smart guy. He is an asshole most of the time. He is a MONSTER at all sports. If you mess with him he'll punch your head in. He is very shy guy, and he is good at everything, he will talk shit, but he will never say anything mean to pretty girls.

That justice is so hottt.

but he wont talk to me.

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Justice Slapped

When an individual commits a crime and gets what they deserve from the justice system.

Bob- Yo Timmy, I just punched a baby in the face!

Timmy- Dude! That's messed up your going to get Justice Slapped.

(6 hours later Bob is arrested and sentenced to 2 years of prison for child abuse)

by JC1190 August 20, 2013

ratio justice

Ratio-ing the hell out of a grossly unjust tweet.

We need to bring CCP's tweets justifying their genocide of the Uyghurs and their organ harvesting practices to ratio justice.

by anonymous March 13, 2023

justice

The feeling of “How ya like that?” when someone does something mean to you and then you see them getting in trouble for it.

the justice felt so good.

by sureiguess March 20, 2023

travisty of justice

What Goodyear's out-of-court settlement with da drummer of Blink-182 likely was.

Whatever famous rock star T.L. Barker's settlement with da manufacturer of his crashed plane's tires was, I'm sure it was still a total travisty of justice --- dat "big biz" company's shoddy materials and/or workmanship were at least partly responsible for da deaths of several people on dat plane!

by QuacksO February 2, 2023