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smarty jones

A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.
I'll give you a smarty jones
by VZ December 28, 2005
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Jim Jones

Mediocrity personified.
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Jim Jones
This is that bang, bang, bang
To my hooligan, gang
While you movin' them thangs
And ya toolies go blast (silence)
Call me Richochet Rabbit
Cause I click and spray matics
by Banger214 December 14, 2008
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Jones-n-it-up

when you gather up whats left of what you have left.
its when you run out of crack and look on the floor for more.you have no crack left so you scrape your crack pipe for one last hoot. "you Jones-n-it-up last night
by timmy meade June 13, 2008
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Seth Jones

Seth Jones jumped on a car while it was moving making him a boss.
by ilikepie2847 March 23, 2010
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Martha Jones

Companion to the tenth Doctor. Assisted in the defeat of the master by travelling the world to set up a telepathic link and found out the last words of the Face of Boe.
Martha Jones was an amazing companion and she will always be remembered
by SomethingOldSomethingNew September 13, 2016
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Joshua Jones

Joshua Jones is a fine young African American men's fashion enthusiast. No matter where Joshua Jones is going he will always look astonishing. Not only is Joshua the best dresser but, he is also the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is the most charming and knows how to put a smile on your face. Joshua Jones will do everything with class and elegancy.
There goes Joshua Jones serving looks again
by KarryR April 29, 2019
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Pac-man Jonesing

eng.
1. An uncontrollable urge to carry large amounts of money in brown paper bags and frequent strip clubs for dinner at 3 in the morning.
2. The ability to be arrested 12 times, yet never see the inside of a jail cell.
3. Waste of talent.
exe 1=guy1: Yo dog, whatchu do last night?
guy2: Hit up the atm and went Pac-man Jonesing for some seafood.
exe 2=guy1 Yall heard 5-0 got Trey last night red handed?
guy2: Shit, that muthafucka gonna Pac-man Jones them charges.
exe 3=M.C. Hammer,"I remember when I was popular, then I just Pac-man Jonesed it all away."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 29, 2008
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