Used as an expression when someone says outdated information.
A mix of Jesus and Dinosaur, of course. Both are also used for the same means.
A mix of Jesus and Dinosaur, of course. Both are also used for the same means.
"Hey everybody I found a funny flash it's called 'All Your Base Are BElong To Us'"!
"OMG it's like I'm walking with the Jesusaurus!!!1"
"OMG it's like I'm walking with the Jesusaurus!!!1"
by wasp2020 December 23, 2004
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Considering Jesus was murdered and crucified for his revolutionary beliefs in a time of war and imperialistic arrogance and Jesus' recorded attributes of selfless and righteous behaviors attributed to love and brotherhood, it seems more likely Jesus would not be for any type of political or religious based wars.
Many republicans and conservatives scoff at this saying and begin to utter delusional phrases like, "Jesus would definetely vote Republican" and "Jesus hates Muslims" and "Jesus was a white man".
Considering Jesus was murdered and crucified for his revolutionary beliefs in a time of war and imperialistic arrogance and Jesus' recorded attributes of selfless and righteous behaviors attributed to love and brotherhood, it seems more likely Jesus would not be for any type of political or religious based wars.
Many republicans and conservatives scoff at this saying and begin to utter delusional phrases like, "Jesus would definetely vote Republican" and "Jesus hates Muslims" and "Jesus was a white man".
"Of course Jesus was a liberal. Can you imagine Jesus bashing a black kid's face in with a rock and then hanging him in front of a crowd of smiling white people?"
"No, I guess not."
"No, I guess not."
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A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.
by Nicole11 January 7, 2009
Get the Shaving a painted Jesus mug.A great school that is quickly being run into the ground by Fr. Jim Coughlin. McQuaid will still be the best school in Rochester for years to come, but the students will resent the administration for disreguarding the rules and lack of communication. This will lead to students hating the school in general thus giving McQuaid a bad rap. As stated by Fr. Coughlin himself in 2007, "I will be involved with managing McQuaid's public image." As of 2010, he is the dictator of McQuaid and is working on destroying the unity of the students and the brotherhood of the school.
Visit igetthatmoney.blogspot.com for more of an explaination as to why McQuaid Jesuit High School is being destroyed by Fr. Coughlin.
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often jesuit One given to subtle casuistry.
F. J'esuite, Sp. Jesuita: cf. It. Gesuita. 1. (R. C. Ch.) One of a religious order founded by Ignatius Loyola, and approved in 1540, under the title of The Society of Jesus.
Note: The order consists of Scholastics, the Professed, the Spiritual Coadjutors, and the Temporal Coadjutors or Lay Brothers. The Jesuit novice after two years becomes a Scholastic, and takes his first vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience simply. Some years after, at the close of a second novitiate, he takes his second vows and is ranked among the Coadjutors or Professed. The Professed are bound by a fourth vow, from which only the pope can dispense, requiring them to go wherever the pope may send them for missionary duty. The Coadjutors teach in the schools, and are employed in general missionary labors. The Society is governed by a General who holds office for life. He has associated with him ``Assistants'' (five at the present time), representing different provinces. The Society was first established in the United States in 1807. The Jesuits have displayed in their enterprises a high degree of zeal, learning, and skill, but, by their enemies, have been generally reputed to use art and intrigue in promoting or accomplishing their purposes, whence the words Jesuit, Jesuitical, and the like, have acquired an opprobrious sense.
2. Fig.: A crafty person; an intriguer.
often jesuit One given to subtle casuistry.
F. J'esuite, Sp. Jesuita: cf. It. Gesuita. 1. (R. C. Ch.) One of a religious order founded by Ignatius Loyola, and approved in 1540, under the title of The Society of Jesus.
Note: The order consists of Scholastics, the Professed, the Spiritual Coadjutors, and the Temporal Coadjutors or Lay Brothers. The Jesuit novice after two years becomes a Scholastic, and takes his first vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience simply. Some years after, at the close of a second novitiate, he takes his second vows and is ranked among the Coadjutors or Professed. The Professed are bound by a fourth vow, from which only the pope can dispense, requiring them to go wherever the pope may send them for missionary duty. The Coadjutors teach in the schools, and are employed in general missionary labors. The Society is governed by a General who holds office for life. He has associated with him ``Assistants'' (five at the present time), representing different provinces. The Society was first established in the United States in 1807. The Jesuits have displayed in their enterprises a high degree of zeal, learning, and skill, but, by their enemies, have been generally reputed to use art and intrigue in promoting or accomplishing their purposes, whence the words Jesuit, Jesuitical, and the like, have acquired an opprobrious sense.
2. Fig.: A crafty person; an intriguer.
Jesuits' bark, Peruvian bark, or the bark of certain species of Cinchona; -- so called because its medicinal properties were first made known in Europe by Jesuit missionaries to South America.
Jesuits' drops. See Friar's balsam, under Friar.
Jesuits' nut, the European water chestnut.
Jesuits' powder, powdered cinchona bark.
Jesuits' tea, a Chilian leguminous shrub, used as a tea and medicinally.
Jesuits' drops. See Friar's balsam, under Friar.
Jesuits' nut, the European water chestnut.
Jesuits' powder, powdered cinchona bark.
Jesuits' tea, a Chilian leguminous shrub, used as a tea and medicinally.
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Get the big baby jesus mug.To achieve something so godly or rare that in your moment of victory you expel the very spirit of Jesus Christ all over your opponent or obstacle.
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