jessica chapman

A girl who is stunningly beautiful and cute. She is usually short and is an awesome person to talk to.

Wow Jessica Chapman is really beautiful

by Boss Candy Mike March 1, 2015

jesus goggles

If you say that someone is wearing Jesus goggles, you mean that that person has been so on fire for God that they think someone is more sexually attractive because they too have the same level of passion for Jesus instilled in their heart:

"How did you manage to get such a beautiful girlfriend when you look how you do?"
"Brah pls- Jesus is my wingman"

""Why is she dating him, he ain't fly"
"Ahh man homie, she must have her jesus goggles on tiggggghhhtttt"
"Ahmen to that"
"Mmmmhmmm"

by uj6tyjhvj March 29, 2015

jesus seam

The Jesus seam is the vertical hemispherical ridge across a man's testicles implying this is where God welded or stitched him together.

I got kicked right in the balls so hard I thought I split my Jesus seam.

by Sicrowell May 19, 2016

jesse arron powers

Ex-soldier, a man born with an old soul, his heart stays young no matter the age not to mention he appears much younger then his age.

"Jesse arron powers is the alpha and omego of love and peace."

by Jesse arron Powers November 30, 2017

jeshira

A beautiful , funny , annoying but loving and strong person.

Jeshira is an excellent cook.

by ttn786786 June 2, 2018

Jesus Jinx January

Little know the legend of JESUS JINX! When Jesus was bron, he said JINX BIATCH so loud that the whole planet shaked like a boner. This is why Ravens are black as a black dick. IN order to not become like a black dick you have to say JESUS JINX BIATCH every silent moment of January (like when you sleep or are at school)

Hey man, you know you should never say?
What dude?
JESUS JINX BIATCH!
(This is why little Jonesy got detention and killed himself)
This is why you HAVE to say JESUS JINX BIATCH even in school or in a funeral!
Jesus jinx January kids!

by Jesus( The one who said JINX) November 30, 2018

jessytaylorduh

The biggest problematic youtuber and instagram gir on the internet. Cried over getting her instagram getting deleted than came out internationally famous. She is also known for being too pretty to wokr at mcdonalds

me: yo did you hear about jessytaylorduh?
friend: send her to the ranch

by instagrammer269 June 5, 2019