Jake

Jake is dumb and yeah stupid

Jakes hella dumb

by Dumb lord July 16, 2019

Jake

A guy that lost his virginity to a palm tree

Did you see that weirdo on the news fucking a palm tree?

Yeah he must be a jake

by Austic_muhummed July 20, 2019

Jake

Jake is the sweetest trans boy ever he may be problematic but he cares for everyone, he would never do anything to hurt someone, unless they mess with his girl, he is incredibly cute,sweet,kind,deep,loving,amazing, and he thinks the complete opposite of himself but so many people love and care for him. He may not be perfect but nobody is! He won’t just be nice to you but each time you see him he will tell you how much he cares for you and that he can’t lose you, If you ever meet a jake hold on to him hold him close and never let go!

Girl: “I’m worthless “
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”

by Kristen Fisher March 30, 2019

Jake

This is the best name that one could ever have, because it is superior to to all other name.

Man, Jake is such as great name, because everyone that I know named Jake are the best

by Notmyrealnameplsdontuseurname April 3, 2019

Jake

A very gay man and ugly squirrel

*Watching the Grinch

Do you see the grinch he looks like A Jake

Yessir

by GrinchHater April 8, 2019

Jake

Looks like curious George. He’s mega gay and no one likes him.

Wow look at jake, he’s so gay what the fuck

by Shfjebdjee April 9, 2019

Jake

A guy who’s girlfriend is an annoying Whiney looney who only comments in about herself. She is always hungry and wants her nails done. No one wants to hang out with her but the Jake keeps bringing her around

“Oh my god bruh his girlfriend is so annoying why does he still bring her around, no one likes her.”

“yea I know, he’s being a Jake.”

“I think we all know a Jake”

“Don’t be a Jake”

by Redneckdog302 April 14, 2019