Just-ification

When you repeat a previous statement with the word "just" inserted to make it seem even more correct.

You never go to class the day after, you just never go to class... Nice just-ification stevie

by Wayward Penguin January 22, 2011

just a phase

what parents in denial say when their child comes out to them as part of the queer community.

Person 1: “Hey im gay”
Person 2: “Its just a phase”

by WaitThisIsntGoogle January 28, 2022

just put it in the bin

A failsafe phrase used to avoid filling a difficult request.

Hey, what about those W-2s?

Just put it in the bin.

by gunshow February 11, 2005

Just jerking your gherkin

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting

Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!

by LordBone January 9, 2012

just fucking stop

To tell someone to stop, with a serious tone.

Shawn: Hey you got rejected

Devin: Just fucking stop you fat piece of shit

by devinhacks November 10, 2017

just kidding

A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.

Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.

Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?

by Implying713 July 6, 2011

Just Jordan

A black man with corn rows. Taken from the show on nickolodeon "Just Jordan"

"I can't remember that black guy with cornrows name."
"just call him Just Jordan"

by John Joseph February 8, 2007