Butt Scratcher

A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:

Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

by darkrave August 16, 2009

butt puppet

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up their ass controlling their mouth see also ass puppet

Diskin was such a butt puppet for Keagy, his breath smelled like hand lotion.

by n6ko January 20, 2003

butt queef

A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.

Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!

by The1andonly November 16, 2007

Oh BUTT!

derived from welsh vocabulary

fig 1. used instead of wait a minute, or stop

fig 2. sometimes to say excuse me

fig 1. example. Oh Butt!, what you doing?

fig 2. example. Oh Butt!, you dropped your wallet!

by jamie bodman July 31, 2008

peach butt

A butt so good it looks like a peach and you wanna take a bite ;)

Daymn Renee had a peach butt, I wanna take a bite.

by Backwardscancan October 10, 2014

butt croutons

butt croutons are a result of a poorly wiped anus follwed by lots of but cheek movement creating your anal hairs to knot with poo in them. Once dry it is called a butt crouton

calvin screamed in pain whilst trying to pull the butt croutons off his anus hair

by nastycousin August 5, 2008

butt blooper

an inadvertent flatulence in the presence of others; embarrassing fart

John was given undesired attention due to his
butt blooper.

by Pamelot April 30, 2010