bit schlepper

Describes a mobile telco (telecommunications company) that is only useful for moving data. Characteristically, each new service or technology they develop flops and becomes a massive cash sinkhole for them, and a waste of time for consumers.

Man, my phone company is such a bit schlepper! They totally keep trying to charge me extra just to "turn on" features already on my i phone!

by crunchytoast April 7, 2011

Trippin Bits

This is a way to express if someone is making no sense or if someone is "fuxking crazy". It is best used within a sentence pointing towards a homosapian of some sort.

" Dude, that twat is trippin bits, man... "

by Kaleycakes June 20, 2008

front bits

the way a Brit explains breasts

did you see her front bits?

by hreg September 24, 2003

Kiddy Bits

a cereal consisting of kiddies.

9 out of 10 pedophiles eat kiddy bits.

by bread infection November 30, 2009

a bit of a body

A phrase usually used in relation to a female. It denotes a girl that has some meat on her bones/ curves.

I like a girl with a bit of a body" or "I like a thick girl, she's gotta have a bit of a body"

by Miss Afrique March 18, 2011

chicken bits

another word for breasts, in this case tits. not to be used to seduce the female of the species but to be used as a comedy term

'i am chonged off my chicken bits man'

by deathznow September 12, 2006

Two-Bit

crack fiend reply meaning "i give 2 flying fucks about what you are saying right now.

jim-"what time is it"
bill-" ah, two bit"

by squid February 3, 2003