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incest

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "come at me bro"
Ronnie's sister: come at me bro!

Ronnie proceeds to indulge in incest
by swaggathuggin August 6, 2011
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incest

when someone copulates with their own blood relatives. In the states it's relatively sick. It's when some dude bangs their own relative.
Some time in the early 2000s, a mother and a son appeared on The Jerry Springer Show saying they were in love with each other, but in truth they were committing the sick act of incest. They wanted to have a baby together, and the crowd chanted "three headed baby, three headed baby, three headed baby."

The conclusion of that one was that the mother and son are motherfucking freaks. Who'd fuck their own mother? Can you imagine what their fuck child would look like -- *shudder*

It's like when a brother and sister are bumping uglies then the sister gets knocked up. They don't know what the fuck to call their kid (son/nephew or mother/aunt)
by illinoishorrorman December 31, 2010
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Incest

Bruh me and my cousin just did incest
by IssME September 26, 2018
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injest

Usually used after a sarcastic statement is made to ensure that the statement isn't mistaken to be literal.
Ex. I am only going to hire African American's so during the campaign I can have a defense against these valid allegations insinuating that I dislike minorities. I obviously speak injest, my strategy will be the same as every politician's; honesty, integrity, and keeping it positive.... Syke
by Nick Wahda November 4, 2013
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Alien Infestation

When one fucks somebody from behind, but through their chest, making their love truncheon penetrate their still beating heart, and getting near climax. At this point, another person will walk up and see the rod pressing against the flesh, the result being the flesh moving up and down to that persons eye. Entranced, that person will stare until the spam lance breaks the flesh through the persons chest in an alien like fashion and squirts the unsuspecting observer in the eye.
I gave some dude at that concert last night an alien infestation.
by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007
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investa

(n) A smug, undereducated (but oh-so-smart) resident of australia (bogan) who has bought residential housing for investment purpose. The very high leverage employed may have made them significant equity as prices were rising. If they continued to purchase more negatively geared properties using equity they will struggle to stay afloat particularly as real estate prices are now falling.
You studid, dumb, mega mortgage Investa!! Hope you read your homeloan contract that the bank may revalue the underlying security at any time, in which you may be required to top up with capital.
by AusHousingCrash December 7, 2011
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