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imporatant

The word used by those in the know who know that an a is included in important
It is imporatant for the impotent to bear knowledge regarding the developmental phases as it holds certain implications for him or her.
by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010
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Sussy imposter baka uwu

UWU IM A BAKA SUSSY IMPOSTER TWERKING UWU IM A sussy imposter baka uwu
by clockmanidk October 12, 2021
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Impossible

Although many people throw this word around, a lot of things this term has been used as are in fact possible.

Impossible means no matter who does the task or how it's done, the set goal cannot be reached.
Such as pulling a TV character through the TV into your living room.

The antonym possible means that the set goal is possible, most likely by numerous parties.

Most people say "That's impossible" without knowing all potential parties and possible ways to achieve the specific goal, and most likely the goal can be achieved, just not in ordinary terms.

A lot of people ignore clearly impossible things, such as killing yourself and expecting to be a martyr of some sort and getting rid of their problems in doing so, when it truth it creates a lot, it's insanely selfish, and who knows what happens when you die? Oh well this isn't religion talk
Rob: Hey Dave! Dude let's see if we can jump in front of cars on the high way!
Dave: No you're an idiot, you'll die for sure.
Rob: It's impossible to die!

Ryan: Dude it's impossible to finish all of this homework.
Mom: Just do it, you'll finish it.

Rick: That's so impossible to take a toaster and eat it without removing the parts
Dave: Actually it is impossible, good job.
by VillagerofRomeoville April 15, 2009
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impossible sit-up

When you initiate rookies by restraining them from sitting up with a pillow or rag etc and removing it while someone stratles above the pillow with their pants down. Move the pillow and as a result the rookies face will procede into the guys asshole. Resulting in a brown nose.
Barney Dawg was so retarted he tried an impossible sit up and got shit stained . What a douche. Mccoy Sports 4 life
by COdy aka big dagg September 20, 2004
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import tuner

any imported car, that is modified, pushin over 150hp
my nissan altima is an import tuner, because im pushin 170 hp, and can go 150 mph, and still get 20 mpg
by tyler E February 6, 2006
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Impossible

Impossible d'aimer plus
Olivier ne peut pas aimer Sonya plus que Sonya l'aime... cest impossible.
by IMpossible Love November 9, 2012
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imposter in the vent

loosely related to the popular game among us, imposter in the vent is a sexual move in which a man inserts his penis into a pregnant woman's vagina, works his way to the womb, and fucks the fetus to death before it is even born. this method is much cheaper than a traditional abortion and pleases both the man and the woman. if the woman did not want this to happen, the man will play it off as an accident and "report the dead body" to the police. this can have mixed results because it will make the police sus of you and depending on their mood they may shoot you multiple times.
guy 1: hey bro last night I did a good old imposter in the vent with your mom last night

guy 2: so you killed my brother

guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"
by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 5, 2020
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