Mats Hummels

One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.

Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”

by Crimson15 August 12, 2023

silver hummer

When an elderly person with silver hair gives you a blowjob

Have you ever gotten a silver hummer?

by 1rand0m February 2, 2024

daddy humberbatch

daddy hutcherson, but you can’t remember the word hutcherson

"who was in the fnaf movie again?"
"daddy humberbatch."

by daddy humberbatch December 1, 2023

Hank Huckerdoo

A short-tempered guy from SML who gets mad over his kids not doing perfect in vocal lessons

Hank Huckerdoo is short-tempered

by SMLfan237 May 19, 2024

Wasp Hummer

When a woman gives a man a BJ while poking him in the taint with a finger as he moves her arms in a flapping motion as fast as he can.

Last night she gave him a Wasp Hummer and I heard it was the best he ever had.

by Momokat January 20, 2025

Himmler Hummer

The preferred name for Tesla Cyber trucks

Check out the crypto-bro in his Himmler Hummer. 5 bucks says he's listening to a Joe Rogan podcast right now

by WerdVomit411 January 28, 2025

two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee

Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair

by Justascot December 10, 2020