straight house 

When ur parents aren't home and your ur side hoes are straight to fuck.

Jimmy had a straight house but didn't want to get semen on his walls again after last weekend with Kate.

straight house by Alecmontoyasgiantshlong - Hunt May 28, 2016

In house dick

Living with a man that you can have sex with at any time.

If I have to be quarantined during this pandemic, thank God I have In house dick.

In house dick by KimmieRose April 22, 2020

Tom's House 

A place where people mess around, blow shit up, tag/spray paint or just fuck around when they dont have anything better to do.

Sketch in ones mind

Lets go to Tom's House and blow something up.

Tom's House by Little Johnson September 5, 2008

Frank's house of pain 

When a guy makes his hot wings so hot his friends cry in pain and then crap their pants 2 hours later.

Man these chicken wings are way to hot dude! I mean it actually hurts! Did you do "Frank's house of pain" wings again man?

2 hrs. later: My god I just made it to the crapper dude, and I swear flames shot out of my ass!

Frank's house of pain by unclemongoose October 12, 2009

Doctors in the house

When someone is hurt and someone exclaims "Is there a doctor in the house?" And two or more people stand up to answer that call for help, the group of people meet in the corner of another room and play an intense game of rock paper scissors to the death. The lone victor will rush in the room victorious to help the hurt person.

*person has a heart attack*
"Oh my God! Is there a doctor in the house?"
*Four people stand up(the Doctors in the house), look at eachother, and sprint into the other room*
*Two minutes later, only one man rushes in to aid the person having the heart attack*

Doctors in the house by John_Wenusberg November 4, 2013

Rolling a House 

A prank, that is primarily partaken in the south, where in the middle of the night a person or group of people sneak into another person's yard to throw toilet paper all over their house, lawn furniture, trees, bushes etc.

A successful run is done undetected. If you're busted it doesn't count as them getting "rolled".

McKenzie: You guys bailed pretty early during the Homecoming dance, where'd you guys all go?
Hailey: Well, we got bored so we went and were rolling a house of one of the teachers who was supervising the dance.

McKenzie: Oh my god! That's hilarious!!

Alex: Hey man! Passed down Parker Blvd. this morning.. dude.. Jordan's house got rolled hard.
David: It was us. Don't tell anyone though. He swore up and down no one would roll him cause' no one knew where he lived.
Alex: Ha! That poor bastard.

Rolling a House by Hypzdontlie February 20, 2017

house nigger 

a black person that sucks up to the white man for benefits. From slave times where the house nigga would get to work inside the house as opposed to picking cotton out in the hot sun.

"Man, yous a house nigger"
"No I ain't!"
"yes u are! youd suck a crackers dick just to get some kool aid!!!"

house nigger by cooljack March 2, 2008