A person (male or female) who goes up to random people and starts dry humping them for a few seconds.
He's such a hooger!
by Rick James Beeotch! June 19, 2004
Get the Hooger mug.A drink to be consumed once already smash-faced. There are 3 steps and the process requires at least 2 people, salt, cheap tequila, and lime slices - the one doing the shot, and one of his/her friends (make sure it's a friend, not an enemy, unless you're a risk taker)
Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.
Enjoy!
Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.
Enjoy!
by BlakeSomeNoyes May 17, 2008
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A washing method consisting of only four key areas; armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Usually done by using the same brush on all four areas.
"You'd save yourself a whole lot of time by taking a hookers bath instead."
"You look like shit but smell nice, have you had a hookers bath today?"
"You look like shit but smell nice, have you had a hookers bath today?"
by westsiiide January 18, 2005
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Get the hookers mug.The ONE and ONLY PARTY GIRL on the Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship Monarch of the Sea. This rockstar will love all and drink from a food saver bag. Beware of shots being poured into your mouth...you will get drunk.
by Melgal1978 February 19, 2009
Get the Dirty Hooker mug.1. A prostitute, specifically a term used in the United States to describe a woman who sells her sex on the streets or roads as opposed to a higher-class call girl, brothel worker or one man's mistress.
2. A traditional sailing vessel most often associated with Galway Bay, Ireland. Typically with a broad, stout timber hull and red or occasionally black sails. Used to transport turf (peat), hay, livestock and other goods along the coast and out to the Aran and other islands. Connection to the first definition of hooker is hazy at best.
2. A traditional sailing vessel most often associated with Galway Bay, Ireland. Typically with a broad, stout timber hull and red or occasionally black sails. Used to transport turf (peat), hay, livestock and other goods along the coast and out to the Aran and other islands. Connection to the first definition of hooker is hazy at best.
You can pick up a hooker for fifty bucks on the way out of town.
The Galway Hookers used to run a race between Galway port and Kinvara.
The Galway Hookers used to run a race between Galway port and Kinvara.
by Fearman January 11, 2008
Get the hooker mug.Joe:I want a hooker
Mike:I hear ya man, my girl isnt puttin out
Dan:Sounds good, I don't even get excited when I jack off anymore
Mike:I hear ya man, my girl isnt puttin out
Dan:Sounds good, I don't even get excited when I jack off anymore
by SayNO2PSEUDONIMS August 16, 2010
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