border hopper

A pimple that's right on the edge of your lip.

"Bah, look at this border hopper, it hurts like a biatch and a half."

by cammmmmmmmmmmm August 27, 2007

Homer

(N.) Homer - The big, fat, balding Kwijibo, apelike character from The Simpsons. Also known as the American Bonehead.
(V.) Homer, Pull a - To suceed despite idiocy.

I tried to juggle three bowling balls, only to have them drop onto my right foot, but first met my girlfriend in the Hospital, after they put some bandages on it. I sure did pull a Homer that day!

by G-Union August 16, 2003

Hooper

A small blonde with a huge ass, big tits and juicy lips.

Her ass is so huge that you can't look away.

Wow did you see her ass in that prom dress. What a Hooper!

by a1213 June 9, 2021

car hopper

Typically 14-15 year old girls who hang around car parks and boy racer spots in groups, trying to get taken for a drive, or at least get spoken to by college guys with cars. Most of them, once picked up, think their great while sitting in the back and eviling everyone who looks at them.

"hey mate look, pauls picked up some car hoppers!"
*shouts* "PAUL, WHY DONT YOU GO DROP THE KIDS BACK OFF AT SCHOOL!!"

by Nickcann May 2, 2006

Homie Hopper

1. male or female who decides to jump on to their homie's (friends) crush, boyfriend/girlfriend, ex, or person of interest.

2. when one person is all over another person, then hops on to said person's homie (friend).

1. Gelly: So me and Caleb have been talking!
Ryan: Good job bff he's cute.
Later on that day Ryan texts Caleb saying "lets chill".

2. Outsider 1: Wasn't Brandon just going out with Angie?
Outsider 2: Yeah, but now he's about to go out with her best friend Sylvia!
Outsider 1: Wow he's such a homie hopper. Going out with all the girls in the same circle.

by lelejayy February 9, 2010

homersexual

n. - male who is able to attract and/or retain one or more faithful female or male companions/lovers despite truncal obesity, male pattern baldness, underemployment, boorish behavior, limited intelligence, and/or other features undeserving of such companionship

Stan: Jane seems to have her shit together.
Alice: I agree - she's sensible, smart, and fun to hang around with.
Stan: What's with John? He's a total deadbeat without any redeeming qualities.
Alice: I know - I guess Jane's a homersexual.

by thedoctorman2000 August 9, 2009

hopper

toliet; what you sit on when you take a shit

John is sitting on the hopper.

I'm going to go sit on the hopper.

by Koos Koos January 10, 2007