The act of, while alone on a dark and stormy night, sitting on both hands until they go numb. After numbness has reached its peak, remove hands from underneath the buttox, and place one on your erect penis, performing masturbation while the other is placed on your throat, attempting to block your air passage. This simulates a stranger attemptig to pleasure and harm you at the same time, sending many mixed signals.
by Pootytang25 July 12, 2018
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Chase: Nah fam this is my last mango.
Dylan: Homie Promise
Chase: I swear
OR
Peter: Bro I swear I was at home and not at Julia's getty I homie promise, Nick was there he didn't see me there!
Nick: Facts
Chase: Nah fam this is my last mango.
Dylan: Homie Promise
Chase: I swear
OR
Peter: Bro I swear I was at home and not at Julia's getty I homie promise, Nick was there he didn't see me there!
Nick: Facts
by bigpapapete July 14, 2018
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Get the Hogity Hogity mug.Homie-Sexual is when you and your homie do something gay, but it's instantly not gay because you guys are homie-sexual.
Dude 1:Hey bro, I'll give you a kiss on the cheek.
Dude 2: Bro that's gay.
Dude 1: Remember? We're homie-sexual. It's not gay!
Dude 2: Oh okay *Has butt sex*
Dude 2: Bro that's gay.
Dude 1: Remember? We're homie-sexual. It's not gay!
Dude 2: Oh okay *Has butt sex*
by Ricky Bullet October 24, 2018
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Elizabeth: That's Malorie Jester. She's a homie hopper. She dated Ethan, William, Dalton, Angelo and now David and they are all best friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elizabeth: That's Malorie Jester. She's a homie hopper. She dated Ethan, William, Dalton, Angelo and now David and they are all best friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Bruh!?!?!?!?!?! November 19, 2018
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When someone brings a potential girlfriend around their friends to see how she would act when in their presence.
When someone brings a potential girlfriend around their friends to see how she would act when in their presence.
Guy 1: Ayy bruh I fucked Tiffany last week so I had to hit her with the homie test.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? How she do?
Guy 1: She was actin hella choosey bruh. I had to cut her lose.
Guy 2: Good decision my guy.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? How she do?
Guy 1: She was actin hella choosey bruh. I had to cut her lose.
Guy 2: Good decision my guy.
by clownyoass91 December 8, 2018
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by RebelFlower03 January 7, 2019
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