Battle Creek Handshake

Pouring milk and cereal into a women’s vagina and eat it with a spoon. Popularized in the “Cereal City” Battle Creek, Michigan

Yeah buddy, it was super early in the morning and I hadn’t ate breakfast so I gave Tammy the ‘ol Battle Creek Handshake.

by RealLifeDawg56 September 8, 2020

Tinley Park Handshake

When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.

Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.

by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021

Lower Fort Scott Handshake

This is when a man while shaking your one hand also grabs and shakes your dick and balls with his other hand.

I was on MacArthur the other night and this dude gave another dude a Lower Fort Scott Handshake. I said "alright boys, it's time to go" and we all left.

by Foshizzill April 23, 2022

Devil’s Handshake

When you shove a tiny funnel inside your penis then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over your woman

I was a little bored last night so decided to give the wife a Devil’s Handshake

by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022

Denver Health Handshake

The fingering of a patients anus to assess for rectal muscle tone in a trauma patient. Often used excessively.

Joey, we have an incoming sprained ankle patient. Can you give him the Denver Health Handshake?

by Bright_Barty May 10, 2022

Mona Lisa handshake

A Mona Lisa handshake is when you put your fist in a woman’s asshole and your cock in her vagina, then give yourself a handjob.

Last night I gave myself the best Mona Lisa handshake I had ever had!

by Bryant Bille May 29, 2022

vicar's handshake

Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.

Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"

by Pagan and proud! January 21, 2023