Small Dick Appreciation Day

April 18th

Established in 2022, going forward we as a society will recognize below average penises (or dicks/cocks/etc.) and appreciate and shine light on them on this day.
Happy Small Dick Appreciation Day!
by RealLifeDawg56 April 18, 2022
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Battle Creek Handshake

Pouring milk and cereal into a women’s vagina and eat it with a spoon. Popularized in the “Cereal City” Battle Creek, Michigan
Yeah buddy, it was super early in the morning and I hadn’t ate breakfast so I gave Tammy the ‘ol Battle Creek Handshake.
by RealLifeDawg56 September 09, 2020
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