Reverse Handkerchief

Sniffing panties. Particularly with the gusto one would blow their nose into a handkerchief, only inhaling as opposed to exhaling.

Michael knew what Josh was really doing in his mom’s bathroom. He heard the loud whiffs of several reverse handkerchiefs.

by musinon July 2, 2019

Left Handed scissors

When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.

I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.

by DJ Rick MoreAnus December 10, 2019

No handed bandit

When you ride a bike with no hands and a handful of clout and swag

Ayo there goes Mari the no handed bandit

by Howwr October 27, 2020

ejection handle

The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.

Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

Italian Handkerchief

An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!

Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Queer handle

A ponytail on a homosexual male. Could also be on a lesbian. (Ex. She could have a strap on dildo attached and fucking her significant other, while holding on to the ponytail of the fuckee.)

Emory fucked Owen in the ass while grabbing Owen’s queer handle. Ex. Kind of like reigns on a horse.

by GA-CHAMP🤙🏻89 May 11, 2021

second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021