Polish Handkerchief

When you have to blow your nose but you don't have a handkerchief or tissue, so you blow your snot into your hand. Then you whip your hand to fling off the snot.

That nasty dude just did a Polish Handkerchief and then shook your hand.

by Camper dog June 16, 2010

bitch handles

when in engaged in a sex act,(blowjob or intercourse usually doggy), the woman who has her hair braided or in dual ponytails, thus letting the man pull on them, these are called bitch handles. The lone pony tail would be a bitch handle. By pulling on her bitch handles the man brings his woman, the bitch closer to the action and let's her know who is boss.

Diane was giving me an incredible blowjob when I grabbed her bitch handles and brought her head to a firm position to jam it down her throat. Diane was on all fours taking it doggy style when I pulled hard on her bitch handles to ride her harder and make her grunt.

by devildog July 12, 2006

Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief around the penis

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 22, 2008

Back hander lander

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.

"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

poopy door handle

Pooping in a bag or some sort of transporting device then proceeding to find a park car, rub the poop on one or all of the door handles then watch as the driver/passangers get poop on their hands. Don't leave until you see the whole situation unfold. They may not realize it's poop at first. You can also use animal poopy if your not up to pooping into something.

I got you with the poopy door handle. There is poop on your hands.

by 1TJM January 16, 2008

Go off the handle

Fly into a rage; lose control.

When a clumsy mother drops the roach I go off the handle on his ass.

by yarbuk May 3, 2012

Hoopz 'n' Handlez

The name started of in Graveney School Tooting, where many great playas noticed that they had some of the most phenomenal shots and handlez, this evolved to hoopz 'n' handelz which was lead by The Bam aka The Young 1 aka Jon Da Don. This team soon developed and more Graveney balas joined the cause, as it climbed the ranks to what it is today... The top London Basketball team out there featuring of course, The Bam, Da Hustla (me), Face, Soulja, Doctor, S.o.S, Masta Blasta, Tonkness 5000, Lurkz and many more...

Hoopz 'n' Handlez Reppin all you ballas acroos the world Ya hear?!!!

by Da Hustla September 17, 2005