Hoesquito

A hoesquito is a person that acts like a little hoe and goes around pestering people, not unlike a mosquito.

My brother has not only asked me for money, but he has also been going around asking all of my friends! He's a hoesquito.

by Moe Jr. October 21, 2010

Hoeski Poeski

The hokey pokey for cool kids.

Andy did the hoeski poeski

by berzerker92 January 19, 2011

hoesmack

1. A hoe or girl that deserves to be hit or bitch-slapped.

2. When a girl smacks you in the back of your head really hard, especially when they have a ring on their finger and turn it so it makes direct contact with your head.

1. Oh man, that hoesmack has been pissing me off all day. She is really asking for it!

2. OW DAMMIT! I JUST GOT HOESMACKED BY SOME BITCH WITH A BIG-ASS RING!! OHHHHH...

by Dragunov January 27, 2004

bos_hoes69

pretty cool until they spill a random fucking condiment, drink, sauce, etc. on itself for the 817327358214259605 time like bitch learn how to hold something dumb fuck
/lh /j

bos_hoes69: GUIS I SPILTT MAYONAISE DOWN MYSTEF
boners: we literally don’t care get help

by Jerryseinfeldisabee August 8, 2021

Hoest

Something on a new level of hoe

"Suckin dick for money?"

"thats the hoest thing i've heard all day"

by exactly123 March 27, 2016

Hoesy

To hoe it up with class. Hoe + classy = hoesy

Jess: Oh man Alex was dancing like such a hoesy on Saturday with that guy.
Lara: Whats a hoesy?
Jess: A hoesy is someone who acts like a hoe but does so with class.

by Shenllis July 14, 2011

Hoesome

your bitch friend who thinks she’s ratchet but she’s not

Look at Britney, what a hoesome bitchass

by Gucci thot March 3, 2019