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Hoesquito 

A hoesquito is a person that acts like a little hoe and goes around pestering people, not unlike a mosquito.
My brother has not only asked me for money, but he has also been going around asking all of my friends! He's a hoesquito.
Hoesquito by Moe Jr. October 21, 2010
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hoesquito 

A mix between hoe and mosquito. People who are full of themselves and need/fed off of attention constantly
Look at Emma”
Yeah she’s such a hoesquito”
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Hoesquito 

“Why’re you triflin
cuz you a hoesquito”
Hoesquito by Aryanix January 6, 2021

Hoesquito 

A hoe mosquito
The person could be suckin all your energy like a hoesquito
“Why you triflin right now? I thought we was vibing!”
“Because you a hoesquito!”
Hoesquito by Aryanix January 6, 2021

Hoequator 

When a hoe wears the classic crop top and really high hiked pants/skirt that shoes a little strip of skin that looks like her body is cut in half like an equator.
"That bitch looks so fat with her hoequator."
Hoequator by Russ Pohl April 7, 2015
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