Grandma banana

When ur grandma eats a banana with her asshole

Why did u lend that banana to ur granny she did a grandma banana?

by Boooka September 15, 2019

Grandma

A person who can either be really sweet and kind and make cookies or has a big old truck and with age comes sass.

Dave: have you seen mikes grandma?
Jack: yeah the one with the blue sparkly truck is pretty cool.

by YeEtY bOi September 24, 2019

Grandmas Hooch

Old ladies sweaty pubic hairs

Yo lemme drink dat Grandmas hooch.

by Android user .04 October 13, 2019

Grandma

The woman you should push down the stairs

“Grandma Billy’s coming!”

by KidGamer27 October 15, 2019

Grandma Moment

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.

Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.

by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019

ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.

Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*

by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018

grandma sizzle

when your grandma so hot she sizzles

I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!

by tateeeeee June 3, 2018