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Goose Moonin

An A.M. greeting amongst lovers or a general expression of sexual gratitude and approval. or used when punishing babysitters with heavy bondage and gang rape.
goose moonin, how do you like babysitting five dicks you fucking whore? This is for loosing my kids and now we are going to pump you full of babies till you smell of bradford pear trees in bloom.

Goose moonin, how do you like me now?

Goose moonin, nice nut baby.
Goose Moonin by Rdl1982 May 10, 2023
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goose taking off 

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool
“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

Goose the gaff 

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )
Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight
Goose the gaff by Murftaco July 27, 2023
In the British Columbia interior to goose it means to open the throttle on a truck, car, ATV, or motorcycle. See also: mat it, send it, chooch it, floor it.
Officially the Coquihalla has a posted speed limit of 120 but in reality you can goose it at a buck sixty and still expect half the traffic to goose it past you.
goose it by 5/97c August 17, 2023

Goose Batting 

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it
Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.
Goose Batting by Goose Hunter November 22, 2023

GOOSE PENUS 

When the GOOSE PENUS card is used. *ur done*
Discord Moderator 666: Take THIS! I'll use GOOSE PENUS.

12 Year old trying to have fun: NOOOOOoOOOOoOOOOooOOO