Google

Google, or Google, Inc., is one of the biggest companies in the world, A.K.A. Microsoft's brainwashing brother. Google is already set to take over the world by at least 2020. The Google virus has already infected more than half of the world's population. It is only a matter of time before you get brainwashed too. Run while you can from the evils of Google, but don't try to get help from those losers at Yahoo! or Bing. Chances are that they will just bombard you with ads, irrelevant information, and Justin Bieber.

Beware of Google's hundreds of deadly weapons such as Google Images, Google Maps, Google Earth, Google Play, Google News, Google+, Gmail, Google Chrome, Google Translate, Google Trends, Google Drive, Google Calendar, Google Mobile, Google Books, Google Offers, Google Wallet, Google Shopping, Google Alerts, Google Blogger, Google Hangouts, Google Finance, Google Photos, Google Videos, Google Scholar, Google Groups, Google Fusion Tables, Google Code, Google Voice, Google AdSense, and YouTube.

What Google calls "Accessories" are actually killing machines crawling with predators determined to force the Google way of life into your mind. And then there is the secret weapon that murders tens of thousands each day: Google Search.

Google might even plan to launch Google Brainwash, Google Overlord, Google Google, Google Google Google, Google Imagmapearthplaynewsmail+, Google Obama, Google Illuminati, and Google Slave List in the near future. You have been warned...

There are over 100 definitions of Google on Urban Dictionary already. Those poor souls could have fought back, but the Google Virus cursed them forever... wait a minute...

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... All ... ALL HAIL GOOGLE, THE SUPREME LORDS OF ALL GOOGLEDOM.

by BCB5 June 19, 2013

Google Amnesia

When you go to do a google search on something, but forget what you were going to search for at the last minute.

I was going to buy my freind a gift online, but I got google amnesia and now I am staring at the screen awkwardly

by fighter2650 October 12, 2011

Google+

A shitty website that faggots use.

Hector: Wanna be in my circle on Google+?
Noah: Nah. I'm not a fag.

by SlutVista March 9, 2014

google dick

A picture of a dick found with google image search. Most often used for sexting when you don't want to send a picture of your actual dick.

Joe: "Yeah, she asked for a picture of my dick"
Bobby: "Did you send one?"
Joe: "Hell no! I sent her a google dick instead"

by Bendberbot50 September 6, 2011

Google Prison

Virtual imprisonment for high-level criminals, due to the facts published online about their frauds, scams and other malfeasance. (Term invented by Catherine Austin Fitts, former FHA Secretary under George Bush Sr.)

He was never indicted or convicted, but even his great grandkids will know what a scumball he was. He'll be in Google prison forever.

by Virtual Agency September 10, 2005

Google Brain

A person who is really smart, and everyone asks them for help with things they don't understand. The person has extensive knowledge of many different subjects.

Guy 1: "I think I put the right answer for #3 on that test"

Guy 2: "Well I put A."

Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."

Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

self-detonating google bomb

creating a google bomb to promote your own webpage. intentionally manipulation google page ranking to make your webpage be within the top search results.

steve lerner created a webpage french military victories which when searched for using googles im feeling lucky button. would display a spoof page suggesting search of french military defeats.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005