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acid gooch

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Acid gooch is a condition many men suffer from, caused by an excessively sweaty groin region, you know you have acid gooch when you start developing holes in your boxers and jeans in the crouch area.
Fletch: my jeans keep wearing out at the crouch man!

Vaughan: sounds like you got acid gooch ay?
by MrRampage June 13, 2013
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Calliope Gooch

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1) The act of simultaneously vomiting and defecating due to severe inebriation.

2) To be so fucked up that you vomit and shit yourself.
He's wasted. He just Calliope Gooched all over the bathroom.
by Hunterthefan September 30, 2017
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Toasty Gooch

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A temporary condition usually obtained when ones genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ballsack to the asshole) are doused in extreme heat or boiling liquids.
During the wacky Mack session the boiling water in the water maker over-flowed onto his gooch causing an extremely rare case of toasty gooch.
by dsoffer July 24, 2014
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Quindarious Gooch

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A known enemy to quandale dingle. He walks deviously ASF and like to spread niggas ass cheeks on wednsdays. This nigga is a one of a kind popeyes employe, if you see him and quandale dingle toegether run. He is also a relative of juandale pringle. Juandale pringle is known for screaming "Nigger" On the streets of brooklyn and O-Block.
Oh shit, its quindarious gooch run from that nigger!!
by guiltymf April 24, 2022
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split my gooch

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1) The phrase used to express injury in general

2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry

3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole

4) An alternate term for fucking
1) Jesus: What the fuck did you do to your knee?

Noah: I split my gooch man!

2) "That really splits my gooch!"

3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."

4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.

Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?
by goochsplitter123 June 17, 2015
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sweaty gooch

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When the area between you anus and genitals brews up a pool of sweat, creating a wetness in your underwear and outer garments
Look at dean nicolaidis' shorts! You can see his sweaty gooch!
by Teflon Boi July 26, 2016
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Hot Gooch

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When a dude’s genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.
Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.

I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.

The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
by Dick Onchin December 5, 2020
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