Glaze

Cuffns the Great
Is my dear friend
My other half
Until the end

He possesses immense
Kindness and talent
You will never meet anyone
More heroic or gallant

Cuffns knows how
To make people smile
He likes to play a game
Once in a while

He always checks in
When I’m feeling blue
I love Cuffns
And you should too

"Cuffns is the best human alive" "Stop the glaze bro." "It's true tho."

by Frefra December 10, 2025

glaze

verb: to outwardly praise or swoon over, usually overly so; to suck up to.

All Caleb does all day is glaze this new series on Netflix; he says it’s the best show he’s ever watched, but me and all my other friends agree that it’s pretty mid.

by CrispitySmuggity December 18, 2025

Glaze

The repetitive dickriding of an individual.

Jude is not that cool stop the glaze.

by TruthBearer24 January 13, 2026

Glazed Frog

When you do a squashed frog against the glass but cum against the glass.

“Dude, I usually do a squashed frog but I couldn’t help it and did a glazed frog instead. Neighbors were still not impressed.”

by Glazed-frog69 January 14, 2026

Kristen Glazer

An extremely attractive human being of the female gender.

Dude, look at that Kristen glazer over there.

by Billy Vanderploonk February 14, 2013

Sriracha Glaze

When you've eaten too much Sriracha the night before and you wake up with a Sriracha marinated butthole.

Why did I eat Teriyaki Madness yesterday... Guess I get to look forward to Sriracha Glaze Sundays.

by BailingBiggs September 15, 2014

donut glazer

Lesbian woman who works in construction or other occupations traditionally for males.

Donna and Susie own their own painting contracting business. They are donut glazers too!

by Ken Dog January 1, 2016