Gabe: I don't have a date to the dance.
Me: Gabe, you're the only guy that could take two girls to the dance.
Me: Gabe, you're the only guy that could take two girls to the dance.
by glab.glab November 23, 2021
Short ass nigga. Holds the world record for smallest dick in the world and likes being fucked by big sweaty black men
Gabe: ough ough ough
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga
by The Real Definiton Nigga December 04, 2023
Person: Damn, look at that elf over there.
fuck that is Gabe look how small his dick is
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
fuck that is Gabe look how small his dick is
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
by The Real Definiton Nigga December 04, 2023
gabe is sporty but not on too much of serious level he is friendly and will help you most of the time with some jokes to throw at you because your too dumb to know the answer he is a good and loyal friend. but he can be a dick if you like the girl he likes he is also very protective.
by jacksonandgabe April 24, 2017
the most gas lighting manipulative liar of a person
he will fuck a rat with big enough titties if he could
he will fuck a rat with big enough titties if he could
by rocknthosecrocs November 15, 2022
Gabe tends to refer to a more nerdier kind of being. He will send you 60 messages a day untill you respond. And has a thing for santa beards.
by Nirvana_Xavieres February 21, 2017
An absolute stoner who has the biggest sick ever. He’s got 69 secret girlfriends and his real grilfriend knows all of them because she is obsessed with him. He has a massive ass and can eat all pussy in the world. He has the biggest pussy and can slurp your moms. He fucks everyones girlfriend and moms. He even does dads sometimes because they all love him.
by Itsxbkvwzi Dax sfibcdd November 22, 2021