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Grandma

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall
Look at that baker lady, she’ll make a great grandma.
by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020
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grandma’s kisses

when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass
my boyfriend gave me a bunch of grandma’s kisses last night when i was eating him out
by puckeredlips September 9, 2020
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Grandmas-pudding

A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.
"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"

Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.
by Fat track mcdack tack May 3, 2016
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My Grandma’s Right Knee

where did my grandma’s right knee go
by EggYT December 23, 2024
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Grandma H

Grandma h is the grandma of hell kids when doing drugs say let’s make it grandma H in here
Grandma H about to start
by Fhydhjvc July 17, 2022
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Grandma

The person in your life that gives you free money and smells like shit then u have to deal with her dying like 15 years into your life, your grandma is dead kid stay mad🤩
by qeyton August 22, 2022
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Taking grandma to Applebees

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."
by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017
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