hogan's goat

In 1855 a European goat farmer by the name of Hoek Hogan raised a particularly disgusting goat. This goat quickly became famous for being the most horrific smelling and ugly creature to wander the fields. It is legend that his scent could be detected from over a kilometer away (.6217 miles).

To compare something to hogan's goat is considered a great insult.

"Timmy hasn't bathed in a week. He smells like Hogan's goat"

"She wanted me to eat her pussy, but it looked like Hogan's goat. So I ate out her butt instead"

by Ollywood Hoek Hogan November 22, 2009

GATSO

A clever device invented by a swedish rally driver to help him improve his driving, but once the UK government got to know about it then the little grey money boxes started appearing in places where they would make the best profit. They are just another one of Tony Blairs (see arsehole) schemes to milk and piss off all of his precious voters which I'm proud to say I'm not one!

GATSO cameras rarely have anything to do with road safety!

by Blair Hater February 23, 2005

gatsu

1. Japanese for guts.
2. A great anime song from the anime beserk.
3. wo wo wooooo wo

I have gatsu stuck in my head!!!

by ham_sandwich August 10, 2003

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

by Rusty May 12, 2003

rape a goat

what George B. does all night long

George: Spread dat ass wide
Goat: baahh
George: sooo tight *splooge*

by eshizzle October 14, 2003

goatse

Named for the address of the original website, (goatse.cx) which has since been taken down but not before achieving Internet noteriety. See also tubgirl.

The website featured a man bending over with two hands stretching apart the largest bodily orifice in the world. You could see inside several inches deep.

Since then, parody websites have sprung up showing everything from stretched-apart doorways to red-filling-ed cookies.

"Heh. No really, Aunt Sally. I swear goatse.cx has the best apple pie recipes on the Internet."

"Oh god! The Grand Canyon looks just like Goatse! No burro ride for me, thanks!"

by KelliHolland July 15, 2008

snatch gnats

A vagina that is infested with crabs also known as "crotch crickets"

I pulled down that bitches panties and went to eat it and got some snatch gnats on my tongue and eye lashes.

by Shaun M September 6, 2006