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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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goat leaf

A doo-rag used as a loin-cloth.
Yo! Your goat leaf was lookin pretty fresh at da club last night.
by Bonquisha January 2, 2005
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Throat Goat

Dude have you heard? Hailey's a throat goat.
by AstralNull April 28, 2022
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goat spray

A perfume or body spray used to ensure that one doesn't smell like a goat. Sometimes used in conjunction with amonkey bath when one is short on time.

Also, a spray that has been used specifically to cover up and/or mask the smell of body odor, cigarette smoke, or any other foul odors.
Katie: "Are you going to take a shower before we go out?"
Sheri: "Nah, a monkey bath and some goat spray should do it."
by Resident Drunk January 8, 2008
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city goat

Have you seen all those old truck parts outside the Hatfield place? He is such a city goat!
by tomdog Klisuric December 26, 2008
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Fainting Goat

An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.
Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.
by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010
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Lil Goat

A nickname or pseudonym for the NBA player, Derrick Rose. The term was coined and made popular on Okayplayer.com's sports forum.
Yo, you see lil goat just body dwill 'n' them the other night?

Yeah, lil homey balled out!
by Ace Thomas March 27, 2009
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