Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .

Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.

by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019

father rice cake

the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.

honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Father

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Father.exe does not compute

by discofox June 11, 2020

Father of nature

when a guy can make nature in bed like squirting is a hurricane snow is cum ect

I am the father of nature I made my girl snow in bed last night

by father of nature July 7, 2020

Father Brown

"Father Brown" describes when a person uses an elaborate and complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder when they are the actual murderer.

Robert Wagner 'Father Brown'd his whole side of the Natalie Wood case.

by cosmic_banana December 18, 2020

Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head

When you thought something would be good anyway but it turned out to be even better

That new film was like Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head.

by WileyWeasel13 December 31, 2020

FATHER SWAG

swagger, he eats people. if you do not praise them. You will be attacked.

Person 1: Have you heard of FATHER SWAG?
person 2: Yes, he’s super cool but terrifying.

by LourdesS. July 10, 2021