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poon flakes

The next morning's remnants that flake from the vagina after a long night of vigorous rug munching, usu. eaten with milk.
Looks like someone had a big ol' bowl of Poon Flakes this morning.

That Joo musta had a bad bowl o' Poon Flakes this morning.

Did someone wake up with a mouthful of Poon Flakes today?
by Flake Master March 24, 2004
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butt flakes

A a think encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.
Man, Mandy is such a slut. I was gonna do her doggy style but her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes.

Man, I went to a gay bar last night but i couldn't breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown buttflakes.
by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005
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flake n' bake

(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.
Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.

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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.

Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?

Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.
by DirtyDenim July 25, 2011
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Mother Flicker

A profane word that escapes your mouth after being "spaceballed" on Flickr.
Mother Flicker! That's the 5th time I've been spaceballed today!
by victimoflove August 7, 2008
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Bee Flicker

A Elderly Woman Who Is Watering Her Plants And A Bee Flys Up Her Skirt. And Becuase She Is Chicken Of The Sea, The Bee Is Atracted To The Vagina, And There For Pricks It And In Pain She Flicks The Clitouris.
Bee: BUZZ BUZZ, YUMMY FISH!
Mrs Bee Flicker: Darrnn, A Bee Pricked My Clit
Bee: BUZZ BUZZ FISHY!
Mrs Bee Flicker: Darn I Gotaa Flick It Out!!
by DJS WE GOT GAME ;) January 5, 2010
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L.A. Flakers

An elite team of professional flake artists whom never follow through on things they commit to.
Charles said he would be here at eight o'clock!? He flakes out so much he must play for the L.A. Flakers.
by cmeuse July 18, 2011
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flicken

by Anonymous January 19, 2003
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