piss flaps

A term used when things don't really go your way. For example, when you're playing a computer game and you get shot JUST before you win, and then you realised you didn't save it.

Originated in Alnwick, Northumberland (ENGLAND)

"PISS FLAPS, I can't believe that bloody guard killed me again!"

by JohnWScott April 26, 2006

chode flap

a chode is a penis that is wider than it is long. a chode flap is the skin between your balls and your ass when you have a chode.

Gary has a hairy chode flap.

by Lesbian Trollop May 5, 2003

Flaps and panels

The layers of tissue contained within the vagina. This includes the labia, both inner and outer, clitoris, and the ducts that lubricate when sexual arousal begins.

How some gay men may describe a vagina.

"Eew, I hate the idea of those flaps and panels"

"I would never put my dick in so many... flaps and.... panels!"

"women, with all your flaps and panels"

by real mackoy February 18, 2010

cheek flaps

the visible bottom portion of a womans buttocks as seen below her shorts or skirt.

dude, her shorts were so small you could see her cheek flaps!

by GeekTard April 4, 2011

Flap carnival

Collective noun for a group of Flappers, Gash Gorillas or Clunge Trumpeters. Usually over 40 and looking for a younger man for the night. They often travel in groups and if you walk into a bar where there is more than one group - you've come across a Flap Carnival

Johnny: Jesus Dave, what IS this place?

Dave: Just a singles bar mate, why?

Johnny: 'Coz it's like a clungeon nightmare, it's a Flap carnival in here

by Rump Disciple April 16, 2011

flap the wings

To flap one's arms in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent objects from falling.

Look at that klutz! All of those books are falling all over the place! Look at him flap the wings! (Making sounds like a chicken, to the unfortunate person): Bok, bok, bok!

by pentozali March 24, 2008

flap-hatch

A woman's vagina

She opened her flap-hatch for me.

by TheDublinBoss March 29, 2013