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farter

one who expels gas from their arse.
Todd is such a farter! He never holds them in
by Joe August 5, 2004
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Suffocate Faster

Attempting to stray from the over-exposed trends that plagued Cincinnati Ohio's music scene, guitarist Chris Towning and drummer Joey Ray created Suffocate Faster in the fall of 2001. With pride in the straight edge lifestyle and influences like Hatebreed and Earth Crisis, Suffocate Faster sought to create music far more aggressive than what you were hearing on radio and television. Once the band's line up solidified with vocalist Chris Alsip and bassist Josh Secrest, it was time to bring their powerful sound to the proverbial table of the music world. On April 20th, 2004 the band released its first full length album, "Only Time Will Tell" through Broken Sounds. The album caught the attention of many, showed the world Suffocate Faster was here to be heard, and instilled the want for one more thing, touring.

So from May to November of 2004 Suffocate Faster did just that, playing all over the U.S. and sharing the stage with acts like Hatebreed, Full Blown Chaos, Bleeding Through, Bury Your Dead, Atreyu, Unearth, Comeback Kid, Throwdown, Everytime I Die, Between the Buried and Me, Scars of Tomorrow, Vietnom DMS, Shattered Realm, A Perfect Murder, First Blood, Death Before Dishonor, Agnostic Front, 100 Demons, Ringworm, Sworn Enemy, Terror, Mr. Dibbs, xDeathstarx, Embrace Today, and many more. Suffocate Faster was also featured on the Kevin Lyman Says Stage on the 2004 Vans Warped Tour. Look for 2006 to be the year for Suffocate Faster to up the ante. They will destroy a city near you.
Suffocate Faster's new album can be found at Hot Topic, FYE and Best Buy
by Lady513 May 8, 2007
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Father O'Reilly

n. Generally refers to any priest, pastor, or clergyman or engages in sexual acts with a minor.
Dude, did you hear his parish had a Father O'Reilly?
by Mark P. April 17, 2006
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Fasterbate

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"
by veovis88 June 26, 2009
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father geoghan

a child molesting priest who "diddled" over 130 children in his buy handed reign of terror.
2.used as an adjective to describe someone who goes out with someone real young.
hey look at that father geoghan hes like 18 and she 13
by streetisbest August 31, 2003
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fatbert

a mean self harted teacher who is Fat and ulgy!
my teacher is such a fatbert!
by john 1112345 October 8, 2007
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man farter

A woman who farts in a low tone, or like a man.
"wow did u hear Grace last night. She's such a man farter
by Tabernaque February 25, 2008
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