A Series of Unfortunate Events

The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.

see Fucked Over

European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."

by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009

I can't even

I can't even is used by the whitest if white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can't process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram. Usually followed by the response "Then don't!"

Girl 1: OH MY GOD! They messed up my Starbucks order AGAIN!

Girl 2: Just re-order it then.

Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!

Girl 2: Then don't.

by #bebit4life June 19, 2014

even much more better

Superlative expressing that something is alot better than something else.
Somtimes used in order with much more better, more better, and better for degrees of relation.

I am even much more better in english then you would ever been or would be.

by Anonymous October 9, 2002

Evert

crapping in public / passing solids in the street

Lads go without me i need Evert - drop off the kids at the park

by westside1234 February 17, 2009

Evonte

One of the baddest original all around DJ's to ever touch the mic. Brought a sound nobody had heard before he came to tha game.

girl: "Hey mom can i have evonte DJ for me at my 16th birthday party?"

mom: "Who's evonte?"

girl: "Hes one of the baddest original all around DJ's to ever touch the mic. AKA DJ EJ"

mom: "oh, u mean the lyrical slayer thats bringin back hip-hop!"

girl: "yeah, hes a wizard on the mic"

by Evo the Kid January 16, 2009

even better than the real thing

Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.

How was last night in bed with Suzie?

Even better than the real thing.

by atemperman January 25, 2004

evertonians

Supporters of Everton Football Club.

Everton is based in the city of Liverpool and is full of local fans from the area. Bitter rivals of Liverpool FC who have a 1% share of the fans in the city, the others come from Norway

Evertonians support Everton not because the choose to, but because they are the chosen one`s

by i-hate-red April 22, 2006