The alabama steam engine is a sexual act in which one of the persons involved takes a hit off any substance (cigarettes, joints, vapes, etc) and proceeds to exhale smoke directly into the tip of another persons penis in which the person then walks around the room yelling "ALL ABOARD" and proceeds to fuck the fore-mentioned person
Bob: " damn I miss being young"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"
by mMmMMM_CroNcHY June 02, 2021
The sexual act of where you stick a vape in an ass and anally vapes and then farts out the vape into another persons mouth.
by Cleetus Wagner February 01, 2018
When a girl goes down to the Lincoln Haymarket and blows a homeless man in broad daylight for the bottom dollar.
by Lincoln Homeless Man August 19, 2019
If you are building an electric chair in your basement without knowledge in engineering, you are not only slicing the pineapple but the result may be Frankenstein.
by Sexydimma August 17, 2017
by Ryan Vasquez April 15, 2006
Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids
'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'
by robj22 June 20, 2005
A software engineer who's getting paid in peanuts and whose primary responsibilty is to provide fellatory favors to middle and upper management.
by Tito Rhen January 15, 2007