erection

ER-REC-TION- A boner, wood, hard on, stiffy, pop up, hard tube. All of these words are used to describe an erected penis.

I got an erection after the milf walked by me and let me sniff her poon. Soon after I put my erection in her cha cha for ejactulating purposes

by Matt May 11, 2003

Oned Erection

Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun

To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.

Oned Erection

Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.

by JLB555555 August 1, 2012

run away erection

When a male sees a woman, transvestite, or fat slut that is so disgusting his penis actually jumps into his body.

dude think i have a run away erection from looking at you, i might now have an inverted penis.

Oh no i just got a run away erection from your girlfriend, damn she is ugly

by thiskidlovesurbandic December 6, 2009

erection

when your penis is fully up and ready to go :)

girl: can i blow you yet?

guy: yes, i have the biggest erection

girl: whoopie!!!!

by dcd13' (tmtmtmtmtm) October 8, 2009

erection

1 a.Its when your wang gets hard.
b.This is also when its at its longest
2. the result of seeing a fine woman.
3. the state of standing at attention

1a. Man, my wang feels like wood.
b. Dayum...my ruler isn't long enough.
2. w00t. *shwing, shlong erects*
3. Unit, ATTENTION! *command voice*

by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003

Shooting Erection

a dive in which you are in mid air stiff as an ercetion

That Shooting Erection recieved a 10 from the judge

by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007

Electronica

a word made up by record company executives so they could more easily sell house, techno, jungle etc. . .

and coming up next is some more electronica from the chemical brothers

by electronica February 26, 2005