douchebagging

the act of being a douchebag.

"did you see how he's treating his girl?"
"yeah, man. he's douchebagging. forreal."

by AesthicQueen September 21, 2011

Douchebag Hat

Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"

Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?

No.

Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.

Oh. I see him now.

by Playaaa What! September 26, 2007

Douchebag

Kanye West.

Kanye West is a fucking douchebag.

by Toy Machine yeah September 16, 2009

Douche Baggot

A mix of a douche bag and a faggot.

You are a douche baggot if you don't click thumbs up!

by bighillbilly March 2, 2009

Douche

My ex boyfriend.

My ex boyfriend lied to me and started treating me like shit when he met someone else. What a fuckin’ douche.

by Rar8528 July 16, 2019

Tool of a Douche

someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.

George W. Bush is a tool of a douche.

by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009

douche barrel

An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.

Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!

by Greenbag February 17, 2008